Saturday, 10 March 2012


Q. Where do you get virgin wool from?

 A. Ugly sheep.

 Q. What's brown and sticky?
 A. A stick.

 A scientist and a philosopher were being chased by a hungry lion. The scientist made some quick calculations, he said “it's no good trying to outrun it, its catching up”. The philosopher kept a little ahead and replied “I am not trying to outrun the lion, I am trying to outrun you !”

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