Friday, 24 February 2012

JOKE - Little Naughty

Dear Abby,
I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice.
I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The
usual signs; phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has
been going out with "the girls" a lot recently although when I ask their
names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them."
I always try to stay awake to look out for her coming home, but I usually
fall asleep. Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I
think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she
went out again and I decided to really check on her.
Around midnight, I decided to hide in the garage behind my golf clubs so I
could get a good view of the whole street when she arrived home from a night
out with "the girls". When she got out of the car she was buttoning up her
blouse, which was open, and she took her panties out of her purse and
slipped them on. It was at that moment, crouching behind my clubs, that I
noticed that the graphite shaft on my driver appeared to have a hairline
crack right by the club head.
Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the pro shop
where I bought it?

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